Thursday, March 23, 2006
Spring is here, I hear
The Vernal Equinox has passed. It's time for predictions.
Some ground rules:
1) Pick the Braves to win. Seriously. Just give up not doing so. I hate this rule, but if I'd followed it even once since 1991, I'd have picked better.
2) Pick the Royals for last.
3) If you're really inspired, list the order of finish for each division in each league. If you're lazy, pick each division winner and the wild card for each league.
4) Pick the MVP and Cy Young. Don't pick Rookie of the Year, unless you pay more attention to the minor leagues than I do.
5) As you do your calculations, remember that Operation Shutdown is, so far as I know, still in effect. The Pirates will not have the use of theservices of Derek Bell.
Play Ball, boys!*
*and girls. Girls are encouraged to post. Got lots of female friends who are rabid fans, don't want to slight 'em.
Some ground rules:
1) Pick the Braves to win. Seriously. Just give up not doing so. I hate this rule, but if I'd followed it even once since 1991, I'd have picked better.
2) Pick the Royals for last.
3) If you're really inspired, list the order of finish for each division in each league. If you're lazy, pick each division winner and the wild card for each league.
4) Pick the MVP and Cy Young. Don't pick Rookie of the Year, unless you pay more attention to the minor leagues than I do.
5) As you do your calculations, remember that Operation Shutdown is, so far as I know, still in effect. The Pirates will not have the use of theservices of Derek Bell.
Play Ball, boys!*
*and girls. Girls are encouraged to post. Got lots of female friends who are rabid fans, don't want to slight 'em.
Labels: braves, operation shutdown, predictions
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1. Braves in the NL East.
Cardinals, in the central
Dodgers out west.
Yankees, white sox and oakland.
Wild cards, NYM, Cleveland.
White sox over the cardinals in the series.
2. royals in last.
3. MVP: pujols, and eric chavez
Cy Youngs. mark buerhle, with a league leading 22 wins. Roy oswalt in the NL
ROYs: jeremy hermida, and kenji jojima.
Cardinals, in the central
Dodgers out west.
Yankees, white sox and oakland.
Wild cards, NYM, Cleveland.
White sox over the cardinals in the series.
2. royals in last.
3. MVP: pujols, and eric chavez
Cy Youngs. mark buerhle, with a league leading 22 wins. Roy oswalt in the NL
ROYs: jeremy hermida, and kenji jojima.
Braves
Cardinals
Padres
Mets as Wild Card
Yankees
White Sox
Oakland
Red Sox as Wild Card
MVP: Pujols and Johnny Damon (even though he won't deserve it)
Cy Young: Roy Halladay and Dontrelle Willis (despite Willis only winning like 2 games and getting .8 runs of support per game, all created by him)
Cardinals
Padres
Mets as Wild Card
Yankees
White Sox
Oakland
Red Sox as Wild Card
MVP: Pujols and Johnny Damon (even though he won't deserve it)
Cy Young: Roy Halladay and Dontrelle Willis (despite Willis only winning like 2 games and getting .8 runs of support per game, all created by him)
ALE:
New York Yux
TeeBeeJays
BoSox
BallymOes
Sucky Sucky Suckfish
ALC:
Cow Sox
Minnie Twinnies
Detroigers
(kc)
ALW:
Angel O'Angels
Oakl. Athl.
Imperius Rex!
Texas Mess Withs
Wildcard prediction: The Blue Jays?!?!?
NLE:
Atlindians
Metropos
SeExpos
Philadees
Flish
NLC:
Birds
Beers
Bears
Bees
Bucks
Bloods
NLW:
San D Paddies
Sabado Gigantes
Dodgies
D'Backles
Rockbottoms
Wildcard: Mets!
Cards kill Yanks in World Series!
New York Yux
TeeBeeJays
BoSox
BallymOes
Sucky Sucky Suckfish
ALC:
Cow Sox
Minnie Twinnies
Detroigers
(kc)
ALW:
Angel O'Angels
Oakl. Athl.
Imperius Rex!
Texas Mess Withs
Wildcard prediction: The Blue Jays?!?!?
NLE:
Atlindians
Metropos
SeExpos
Philadees
Flish
NLC:
Birds
Beers
Bears
Bees
Bucks
Bloods
NLW:
San D Paddies
Sabado Gigantes
Dodgies
D'Backles
Rockbottoms
Wildcard: Mets!
Cards kill Yanks in World Series!
NL Central
Cubs
Cards
Cincy
Coors-haters
Clemente
Control, Space
NL West
Padres
Petaluma South
Pasadena Southwest
Paradise Valley Adjacent
Pueblo North
NL East
Braves
Borough Inhabitants
Bureaucrats
Big Cheesesteak Eaters
Barnacles
AL East
Red Sox
Red-Faced Owners
Red-Maple Leaf Flaggers
Red-Crab Eaters
Red-burned Tanners
AL Central
White Sox
Watching Lake Erie Catch Fire
Wind-Driven Snow Dodgers
W, UA, Workers
Woodfire BBQ Enjoyers
AL West
Athletics
Angels
Amarillo Southeast
Amaretto Latte Mocha Grande
Winner: Da Bears
Player of the Year: My butt
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Cubs
Cards
Cincy
Coors-haters
Clemente
Control, Space
NL West
Padres
Petaluma South
Pasadena Southwest
Paradise Valley Adjacent
Pueblo North
NL East
Braves
Borough Inhabitants
Bureaucrats
Big Cheesesteak Eaters
Barnacles
AL East
Red Sox
Red-Faced Owners
Red-Maple Leaf Flaggers
Red-Crab Eaters
Red-burned Tanners
AL Central
White Sox
Watching Lake Erie Catch Fire
Wind-Driven Snow Dodgers
W, UA, Workers
Woodfire BBQ Enjoyers
AL West
Athletics
Angels
Amarillo Southeast
Amaretto Latte Mocha Grande
Winner: Da Bears
Player of the Year: My butt
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