Thursday, March 23, 2006

 

Spring is here, I hear

The Vernal Equinox has passed. It's time for predictions.

Some ground rules:
1) Pick the Braves to win. Seriously. Just give up not doing so. I hate this rule, but if I'd followed it even once since 1991, I'd have picked better.

2) Pick the Royals for last.

3) If you're really inspired, list the order of finish for each division in each league. If you're lazy, pick each division winner and the wild card for each league.

4) Pick the MVP and Cy Young. Don't pick Rookie of the Year, unless you pay more attention to the minor leagues than I do.

5) As you do your calculations, remember that Operation Shutdown is, so far as I know, still in effect. The Pirates will not have the use of theservices of Derek Bell.

Play Ball, boys!*

*and girls. Girls are encouraged to post. Got lots of female friends who are rabid fans, don't want to slight 'em.

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Comments:
1. Braves in the NL East.
Cardinals, in the central
Dodgers out west.
Yankees, white sox and oakland.
Wild cards, NYM, Cleveland.
White sox over the cardinals in the series.

2. royals in last.

3. MVP: pujols, and eric chavez
Cy Youngs. mark buerhle, with a league leading 22 wins. Roy oswalt in the NL
ROYs: jeremy hermida, and kenji jojima.
 
Braves
Cardinals
Padres

Mets as Wild Card

Yankees
White Sox
Oakland
Red Sox as Wild Card

MVP: Pujols and Johnny Damon (even though he won't deserve it)

Cy Young: Roy Halladay and Dontrelle Willis (despite Willis only winning like 2 games and getting .8 runs of support per game, all created by him)
 
rabid?
 
Uh...you're a little more than friends with Levi, aren't you?
 
ALE:
New York Yux
TeeBeeJays
BoSox
BallymOes
Sucky Sucky Suckfish

ALC:
Cow Sox
Minnie Twinnies
Detroigers
(kc)

ALW:
Angel O'Angels
Oakl. Athl.
Imperius Rex!
Texas Mess Withs

Wildcard prediction: The Blue Jays?!?!?

NLE:
Atlindians
Metropos
SeExpos
Philadees
Flish

NLC:
Birds
Beers
Bears
Bees
Bucks
Bloods

NLW:
San D Paddies
Sabado Gigantes
Dodgies
D'Backles
Rockbottoms

Wildcard: Mets!

Cards kill Yanks in World Series!
 
I think Levi meant ravishing, instead of rabid.
 
NL Central
Cubs
Cards
Cincy
Coors-haters
Clemente
Control, Space

NL West
Padres
Petaluma South
Pasadena Southwest
Paradise Valley Adjacent
Pueblo North

NL East
Braves
Borough Inhabitants
Bureaucrats
Big Cheesesteak Eaters
Barnacles

AL East
Red Sox
Red-Faced Owners
Red-Maple Leaf Flaggers
Red-Crab Eaters
Red-burned Tanners

AL Central
White Sox
Watching Lake Erie Catch Fire
Wind-Driven Snow Dodgers
W, UA, Workers
Woodfire BBQ Enjoyers

AL West
Athletics
Angels
Amarillo Southeast
Amaretto Latte Mocha Grande

Winner: Da Bears
Player of the Year: My butt
 
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