Monday, August 28, 2006


Gary Bennett, the gods have chosen to smile on thee

After Gary Bennett's out-of-nowhere performance against the Cubs this weekend (.700/.750/.833, with a homer and a game-winning single Saturday and a game-winning grand slam Sunday night), I hope each player on the Cardinals roster--including the guys on the DL--bought him a stiff drink last night.

And then I hope he staggered around the bar, drunk as a lord, shouting, "Don't you mess with me--I'm freaking Mike Piazza!"

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Don't know if you missed the memo, Levi, but Gary Bennet wouldn't be freakin' Mike Piazza in any case. Mike Piazza is not gay.
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