Thursday, March 03, 2005


The Gospel According to . . .

Johnny Damon.

I'm in line already.

Original comments...

Jim: Hey, we went to two Red Sox games in 2004. Where's our book deal?

Levi: I was on the verge of signing us to a book deal with a major New York trade house, but, as the fine print required us both to grow long hair and a beard, I balked.

Jason: You could have borrowed my hair & beard.

Jim: Just to point this out for anyone reading this who don't know us personally: as you can see from the photo at the top of the page, I already have a beard, and although I keep my hair cut short, I could easily grow it long. Levi is the one who couldn't look like Johnny Damon if he tried. Also, ladies, I'm currently unattached.

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